Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

“The interesting thing is most people who use these systems use them to produce really boring stuff. And it's not necessarily clear that it's because the AI is boring. It's just clear that there's a lot more demand for people to create Star Wars fanfiction or alternate Harry Potter jokes than there is for creative media.”

“oh, wow, that's Harry Potter. Harry Potter, and by Harry Potter, I mean the gentleman, Daniel Radcliffe. I love it when someone with that level of media notoriety or of pop culture kind of a sensation, like something as huge as the Harry Potter movies, is able to continue to do weird stuff.”

“it's a seven book series we managed to turn seven books of harry potter into eight movies somehow”

“like the snitch that Harry Potter chases in in the Quidditch game in in the Harry Potter series, right?”

“You see the same thing in the figure of Voldemort, say in Harry Potter or the figure of Sauron in the Lord of the Rings.”

“I'm aware that a lot of this to you must be like me talking about what it's like to be Harry Potter the wizard.”

“Well, we've discussed this before, but you go, "Oh, okay. JK Rowling, Harry Potter, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, William Shakespeare, Charles Darwin."”

“It's the Nephilim. It's be as still as you can. If Ian wrote down his religion book, he'd he'd create like a new Harry Potter series.”

“Harry Potter if I'm recalling correctly, the last book, the seventh book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, had come out the year before.”

“I believe this is the first book, which is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone or if you live in the United Kingdom, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.”

“120 million just for the first book, The Philosopher Stone, translated into 80 plus languages.”

“And then one day in the past 6 months, for seemingly no reason, all of that gets ripped from their minds like they're pulling it out with a magic wand in Harry Potter and it gets replaced by actually everything's been Israel the whole time.”

“Hocus Pocus or Harry Potter, really.”

“Trump's name also appears more times in the Epstein file than Harry Potter's name appears in the seven books about Harry Potter.”

“not like a magic invisibility cloak from Harry Potter where you can put it on and not be a criminal because you're a journalist.”

“it reminds me of that Harry Potter line where Snape says you know Dumbledore is a great wizard and Bellatrix it's all mad he's like he is a great wizard and only a fool yeah Candace Owens is ridiculously smart”

“Jamie Ellison has for years vocalized her diehard obsession with Harry Potter.”

“I'm like, 'You this isn't Harry Potter. Uh, you're not reading this book.'”

“I always say this, there's a like a viral story right now with Emma Watson, you know, from Harry Potter saying she loves JK Rowling now.”

“You read the book. I didn't I have not read the book. That's for children. Alex, what are you doing?”

“I was already working at a bookstore like I was selling kids Harry Potter books at that. So you may have sold it to Alex come in with his Alex mullet.”

“It'd make a really cool like title for a Harry Potter book or a Willie the Wizard book or something, you know? Are you making philosophers stone? Um no, I think it's just kind of like it it's just na it fits naturally, you know. Well, that was the original title of the Harry Potter book. Uh, sorcerer stone.”

“It's kind of like when I first read Harry Potter when I was a kid and I'd never I'd never heard the name Hermione read out loud.”

“And I like to say the best way to think about it is like Harry Potter. Like I said yesterday, we are the muggles.”

“Professor JK Rowling, read Harry Potter.”

“And Daniel, the Vanity Fair, please read the Harry Potter. Please read Harry Potter.”

“Blake did get me into Harry Potter cuz I had not read and he was so inspired.”

“And this idea like of almost like what they call parcel tongue in the Harry Potter universe, you know, the idea of uh sort of these whispered backwardsy incantations that by learning to speak backwards like Allah David Lynch um you could you know in some way cast a spell.”

“4,000 words a minute is the equivalent of reading the first book in the Harry Potter series in less than 20 minutes.”

“Well, that's that's your Edinburgh is where if I was going to go to Scotland, I'd probably aim at I'm not going to live in the Harry Potter town. Are you kidding me? Oh, it existed before books.”

“So these are like the people who wouldn't let their kids like read Harry Potter.”

“and little uh coasters and and bit like knick-knacks and stuff like Dolores Umbridge from [ __ ] Harry Potter”

“I basically use the AI voice generator to have Donald Trump read me Harry Potter to sleep every night so I just put on my headphones”

“and everybody thinks they've figured out the magic serum the Harry Potter wand that nobody else has that trillion dollar hedge fund managers don't have access to”

“and then people like JK rling who put the head of the parabit they get abused not least by the by the Harry Potter stars who owe her their fortunes”

“do you think it was jewi Redemption Arc for the people that don't this was basically the found”

“I'm curious now like if I could put myself into a doeski novel um well I guess that's probably not copyright protected but you know what I mean put my my daughters into a Harry Potter book or whatever and see what we come out the other end that's really fun”

“like I said if a single black person is okay with this and votes for her because the media simply decided to make her black to essentially wave a little Harry Potter wand and go”

“and it's you know before it was really driven I think by these big franchises by Harry Potter by Twilight and The Hunger Games”

“well uh I even read the Harry Potter books in a Jihadi jail”

“I was thinking about this recently this's a classic reference what do you mean you don't get it like bardus it's a Harry Potter man”

“get this the entire Harry Potter series is just over a million words so he wrote about the the same amount of words as the entire all the books of Harry Potter by hand in less time than JK Rowling wrote them”

“because so there's something called a cloak room and Harry Potter yes no no but he's right”

“well the thing that's interesting about the architecture of the capital is that like Harry Potter like hog horse it's very Byzantine”

“there was a lot of like excitement about this because obviously the book was so popular and I remember calling my dad and saying they're doing this open casting and I'm gonna enter myself into it”

“favorite Harry Potter book story of a soul has been very influential to me”

“did you ever feel like you missed out though because you couldn't read Harry Potter no I'm kidding I was not not well”

“can I make a confession I believe that the only two books that I have read of all the ones you mentioned are the Harry Potter books and Alice in Wonderland”

“one of them is going to hit a platinum song one of them is going to make a Picasso one of them is going to write the next Harry Potter”

“so it's about finding those people and getting them funding to win so maybe I mean if they're going to make the next Harry Potter having a percentage of that company would be very very fantastic”

“um there's a video game called cyberpunk that has like a similar idea um Harry Potter there's this idea of like a pin sieve where you can like pull the memory out and save it somewhere”

“I could see Harry Potter and his friends going to Hogwarts for another semester to learn magic”

“uh also uh Rupert Grint Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter films is uh is also in here”

“Harry Potter is great fun but it's a story it's not for real”

“she's actually either in a dream or in a supernatural and they're I don't buy that like they're also those people who who have you read the really really upsetting theory that like all of the Harry Potter story are actually this poor kid in a mental institution is horrible”

“Jamie Ellison has for years vocalized her Die Hard obsession with Harry Potter”

“Jamie Ellison has for years vocalized her diehard obsession with Harry Potter. In one post, her affiliated Tumblr account tied her love of online character quizzes to her penchant for sorting Indians by their caste”

“Americans who don't understand entirely how British educational culture works, the fancy schools that they go to, they're like Hogwarts if you replaced like the magic with kids beating each other in the shower and Yeah. Yeah.”

“We we everyone in England needs to take a page from the Harry Potter books and arm the children to murder government officials. If I'm remembering how those books ended properly form form form form a gorilla army of you and your friends and attempt to overthrow the government.”

“I think you know the mistake that Jared Kushner made when he said that he was you know going to live forever be the last to die is that if there's one thing you want to avoid when you're hated by Millennial leftists is Harry Potter references and you know Voldemort was like only I can live forever”

“hey i can make i made a harry potter reference i'm back there you go i don't even like harry potter written by transphob”

“there's eight Harry Potter films seven books but they split the seventh movie into two so definitely Hallows one and two and then there are three Fantastic Beasts movies that have come out after uh that she wrote”

“and you go all the way from early science fiction to harry potter and it's interesting and it touches on how we think about life in our place in it”

“because these people have only read uh two books harry potter and the handmaid's tale”

“and bro i went there for an all blacks game with a friend who was a huge rugby player from new zealand and i had a lot of fudge went into this fever dream of some type ended up at i want to say the cafe where jk rowling wrote the first in this in the series of harry potter”

“I don't know if you ever read Harry Potter, but it's basically this potion that Harry gets.”

“JK Rowling is going to release a book on gender. Oh god. Or she'll fund a YouTube channel. Something. I think there's a decent chance she has been writing a book about gender and she's going to release it in 2022.”

“or like when I read Harry Potter, I'm like, how on earth does one person invent this in their brain?”

“so this week we had a story written by Katie Rossman and myself about Scholastic which is the 100-year-old publisher behind books like Harry Potter and The Hunger Games and the baby bitters Club”

“Let me present my factual uh case study. Uh the case [laughter] is one of a boy called Harry Potter. Um can you part this is proof that millennials are into witchcraft. Based on the case study of Harry Potter.”

“Those [ __ ] just needed to get into Harry Potter or something. Yeah, I mean, these were probably people who thought Harry Potter was demonic.”

“because ayan supported jk rowling the author of harry potter”

“so be like you know you can follow me at harry potter on amazon i'll be in the comment section posting my thoughts and ideas on politics”

“like they think harry potter is a personality trait you've never actually even read it”

“the only book I've ever reread is Harry Potter all of the Harry Potter books”

“number one was Harry Potter number two for economics for the next year and a half”

“I read like the Harry Potter books”

“i'm telling you they said jk rowling was crazy oh she's gotta be crazy you know what i mean so there's she's gotta get harry potter [ __ ] right”

“or if Harry Potter's life went very wrong but we digress”

“I'm also reading just as kind of a a fun thing the Harry Potter play that came out a few years ago based on this JK rolling story but it's not actually written by JK Rowling that's Harry Potter and the cursed child”

“It arose in the I mean, it sounds like a spell in Harry Potter. They it arose in the 1700s as a French accusation I believe of English dishonesty”

“he's all into Harry Potter and [ __ ] now we go to Universal Studios”

“In 1893, he published the first novel in what would become known as the Winnetou series. Uh these books would become the 19th century German equivalent of Harry Potter.”

“He's only beaten by Martin Luther, who wrote the German translation of the Bible. Wow. Um so, yeah, he's he's ridiculously popular. Uh and when he is at the height of his fame and wealth and like the biggest author in Germany, Karl May reveals to everyone in Germany that his stories are all true. He was Old Shatterhand the”

“Yeah, yeah, it's like if Donald Trump grew up reading, I don't know, yeah, Harry Potter like you were saying earlier and then just never stopped reading it as adults.”

“That really is like if you're president and you're like, "Give me my Harry Potter book." "Oh, Harry." These are my Bible. What should I do now? Tell me how to open the Chamber of Secrets in my heart.”

“Which I got to say, like people talk about how J. K. Rowling has kind of gone a little bit a little bit wacky and in her fame and like all the new stuff she releases about her characters and whatnot and her social media presence, but like she's got nothing on Karl May's game.”

“It's like you can swear on Harry Potter just just the same.”

“It could be your belief about you know, if you're a fan of Harry Potter, are you Slytherin or Gryffindor?”

“so they didn't have you know the sort of Harry Potter and the curse child craze had kind of tailed off at that point”

“I think Hollywood has some interesting assets in that they have got, you know, known IP which people love and so I think there will be great VR experiences created around Star Wars and Harry Potter and other things”

“oh and we should add there is a fully Illustrated version of the Chamber of Secrets coming out in October”

“and my youngest who's already sensing that that this is something to resent uh is currently reading the Chamber of Secrets”

“they've got some big names here as readers uh people who are are serious Harry Potter listeners will of course know Jim Dale well and here he reads Rumple still skin”

“people who are are serious Harry Potter listeners will of course know Jim Dale”

“that's the Harry Potter series”

“Harry Potter [ __ ]”

“Every time someone has tried to explain the rules of Quidditch to me, I have not read the Harry Potter books, I should say. Oh, well, that's got to be step one.”

“I wonder if that happened to JK Rowling when she was working on Harry Potter that she saw these sort of film incarnations of her character”

“But what I find interesting in fiction is when the author can create an alternative universe that has enough similarities in it that you kind of can get on board with it, and yet it allows you to get excited about things. And so Harry Potter would be the best example of that”