Soulacoaster

“Writing later in his autobiography, Solar Coaster, Kelly, sorry, I had there was a little inadvertent pause. His autobio like a roller exactly of roller coaster of sol Yeah. Yeah. We will be hearing that title regularly and it will never not make me die just a little bit inside.”

“So, uh, in his autobiography, Solo Coaster, Kelly recalled that on the rare occasions he asked his mom what had happened to his dad, this was her response. Don't say nothing to me about that no good son of a [ __ ] because the minute he found out I was pregnant with you, his coward ass left, disappeared in”

“In his autobiography, Kelly vaguely refers to his childhood home as being filled with numerous older women. And it's unclear how many of them were related and how many of them were just around, but it seems weird.”

“It's the year when he first watched people [ __ ] first photographed people [ __ ] And it's also the year in which the love of his life died. Oh yeah. Here is a quote from his autobiography, Solo Coaster. Okay. I love love. There's no one on earth more romantic than me.”

“For years, he told interviewers he had been shot by thugs who wanted to steal his Huffy. In his autobiography, he claims the bullet was his just a stray round from some gunfighter driveby. Though, one of his close associates apparently told the Chicago Sun Times that Robert shot himself during a botched suicide attempt.”

“R. Kelly has said almost nothing about her in the two decades since her death. He doesn't even mention her name once in his autobiography. Solar coaster. There is however a disclaimer at the beginning that notes certain episodes could not be included for complicated reasons.”